Apparel Chair, C’20
Place of Origin: Philadelphia
Favorite Musician: Steely Dan
Favorite A Cappella Syllable: bigbottom
Favorite Song in Pennchants Rep: I Want You Back
Benchpress: About four or five small children
Current Sexual Partners: Abstinent
Current Attractive Sexual Partners: Abstinent
Preferred Sex Noise: Zoo-Wee-Mama!
Body Abnormalities: Ever since the accident it’s been a heightened sense of smell.
Ideal Date: Take her to the Chuck-E-Cheese around the corner WITHOUT showing her the unlimited pizza coupon in my wallet. Slip the coupon to the garçon and have him refill those pizza pies to her heart’s content. Take her to the jungle gym and- the rest is l’histoire.
Favorite Kitchen Appliance/Utensil: Sink
Random Fact: I played runescape for almost 3 hours every night in 6th grade.